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Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
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San Diego
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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
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I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase new talent and so I'd like to continue to do stuff like that and help out the next guy.
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By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.
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When you go to Hawaii, it's all about Aloha. It means hello, goodbye and I love you.
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Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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