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I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.

Gabriel Iglesias

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
Comic
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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