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I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
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San Diego
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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.
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Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.
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Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.
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I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.
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I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.
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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating everything was a joke.
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I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.
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There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.
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When you go to Hawaii, it's all about Aloha. It means hello, goodbye and I love you.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!
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