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Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
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