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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
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San Diego
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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.
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Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'
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I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.
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When you go to Hawaii, it's all about Aloha. It means hello, goodbye and I love you.
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I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.
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Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.
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Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.
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I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.
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The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.
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My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.
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The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.
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I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
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You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.
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Honestly, I really don't like acting. I don't enjoy it. What I do like is going to a movie theatre and seeing my face on a poster. I like seeing my name on a poster. That is cool.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.
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I was very dirty I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.
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Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it raw and uncut and I told them I had a problem with that. When you say raw it implies that my show is dirty and that's not the case.
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If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, Aaah, let's go get some chicks. Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.
Gabriel Iglesias
People understand when I talk about my son not listening, or issues at home or his real dad coming back into the picture, or even stories about family members not seeing eye to eye with what you're doing.
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