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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.
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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating everything was a joke.
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Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
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I know enough football to know that's funny!
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I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.
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Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.
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Finding places to perform was definitely the biggest challenge. Trying to find my voice over the years was a big thing because when I started I was just doing characters and impressions and that was it.
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When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.
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I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase new talent and so I'd like to continue to do stuff like that and help out the next guy.
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I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.
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I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.
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If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.
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I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
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I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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