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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
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Film Producer
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating everything was a joke.
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I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the network], and if I'm having a bad time, people know about it.
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I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.
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It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.
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TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd. TV is a lot of hurry up and wait for your shot and less immediate reaction from people.
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People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.
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That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.
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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.
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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.
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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
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You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.
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The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.
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