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You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking.
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People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.
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I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.
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When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
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If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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You live by the cake, you die by the cake.
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There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.
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I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.
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You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.
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People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or Eglasias with an 'I' and love it because they can relate and go I know that person!.
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As far as uncut I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be 2 hours plus and it got chopped down so I said we can't use those words because it's not going to represent me right.
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Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
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There's nowhere in the country that I can't go or won't go. I think it's because I've worked on making my show where everyone can understand it, everyone can relate to it, and no one feels like I'm alienating them.
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When you go to Hawaii, it's all about Aloha. It means hello, goodbye and I love you.
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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
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At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.
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It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.
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I know enough football to know that's funny!
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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.
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