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Honestly, I really don't like acting. I don't enjoy it. What I do like is going to a movie theatre and seeing my face on a poster. I like seeing my name on a poster. That is cool.

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
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When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
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If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.
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I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.
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If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.
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I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.
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Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.
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I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.
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