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My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

Gabriel Iglesias

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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When you go to Hawaii, it's all about Aloha. It means hello, goodbye and I love you.
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I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.
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Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'
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Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes you want a falcon?.
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The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.
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Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.
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You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.
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Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.
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The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it's really comfortable to drive and it's real techy inside. You look at the screen and it's blue and you've got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital.
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Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.
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I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.
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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.
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You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.
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Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.
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I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.
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When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
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Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
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If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, Aaah, let's go get some chicks. Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.
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I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.
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Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.
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