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I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
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Film Producer
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
Fluffy
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As far as uncut I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be 2 hours plus and it got chopped down so I said we can't use those words because it's not going to represent me right.
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Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.
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In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy.
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Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.
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I know enough football to know that's funny!
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I was very dirty I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.
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If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.
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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.
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TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd. TV is a lot of hurry up and wait for your shot and less immediate reaction from people.
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At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.
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The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.
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Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.
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