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Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
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San Diego
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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don't marry your first love.
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I'm a big fan of Kiss. Gene Simmons, he's all into marketing and branding. You name it, there's some type of product with Kiss' name on it. Studying people like that, you see guys have hooks and there are reasons people are successful.
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I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.
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I know enough football to know that's funny!
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Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
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I was very dirty I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.
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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.
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You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.
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At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
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My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.
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TV show's really quick. You're in, you're out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like TV in the sense that it's really quick. For example, I did the movie Planes in one day.
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There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.
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If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, Aaah, let's go get some chicks. Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.
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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
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When you go to Hawaii, it's all about Aloha. It means hello, goodbye and I love you.
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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
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Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.
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