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It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
Comic
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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