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I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.

Gabriel Iglesias

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
Comic
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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