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I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
Comic
Dancer
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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Bigs
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If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, Aaah, let's go get some chicks. Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.
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I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.
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Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.
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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.
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Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.
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Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.
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I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance is so anybody can understand it - whether you're 10 years old or 80 years old.
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Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!
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You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.
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TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd. TV is a lot of hurry up and wait for your shot and less immediate reaction from people.
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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.
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Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.
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I know enough football to know that's funny!
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If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.
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I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase new talent and so I'd like to continue to do stuff like that and help out the next guy.
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