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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

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Gabriel Iglesias
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: July 15
Actor
Comedian
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Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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San Diego
California
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias
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The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.
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Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
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There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.
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If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like OK, I get it.
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When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.
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I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
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I was very dirty I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.
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When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
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Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'
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I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking.
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I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.
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Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes you want a falcon?.
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Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!
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I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.
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I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can't prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.
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I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
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Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.
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I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.
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Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.
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The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.
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