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Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Fred Allen
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Fred Allen
Age: 61 †
Born: 1894
Born: May 31
Died: 1956
Died: March 17
Actor
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
John Florence Sullivan
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Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
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Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
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