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Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.
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Fred Allen
Age: 61 †
Born: 1894
Born: May 31
Died: 1956
Died: March 17
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
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A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
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Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
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Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
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