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There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.
Franklin P. Adams
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Franklin P. Adams
Age: 78 †
Born: 1881
Born: November 15
Died: 1960
Died: March 23
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Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.
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When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.
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Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.
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Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.
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Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.
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To err is human to forgive, infrequent.
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If, my dear, you seek to slumber Count of stars an endless number If you will continue wakeful Count the drops that make a lakeful Then if vigilance yet above you Hover, Count the times I love you And if slumber sill repel you Count the times I do not tell you.
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Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.
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Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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