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I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
Frankie Boyle
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Frankie Boyle
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: August 16
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Francis Martin Patrick Boyle
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What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!
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Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?
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Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
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I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
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As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
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In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
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The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'll dig a hole deep enough to deliver her to Satan ourselves.
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Why is it that it's okay to call a white person mate yet it's not okay to call a black guy primate?
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Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
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Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.
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