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The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
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I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
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Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.
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Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
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Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
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Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.
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The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.
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I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
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They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.
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Since I didn't have any kind of formal training, it didn't make any difference to me if I was listening to Lightnin' Slim, or a vocal group called the Jewels ... , or Webern, or Varèse, or Stravinsky. To me it was all good music.
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