Quote

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

Frank Zappa

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
Actor
Composer
Film Director
Film Producer
Guitarist
Journalist
Musician
Record Producer
Rock Guitarist
Rock Musician
Screenwriter
Singer
Baltimore
Maryland
Frank Vincent Zappa
Emma
Dilemma
Legs
Bigs

More quotes by Frank Zappa

Image
I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
Frank Zappa
Image
The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
Frank Zappa
Image
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
Frank Zappa
Image
Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.
Frank Zappa
Image
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
Frank Zappa
Image
Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)
Frank Zappa
Image
Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.
Frank Zappa
Image
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
Frank Zappa
Image
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?
Frank Zappa
Image
The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!
Frank Zappa
Image
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Frank Zappa
Image
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
Frank Zappa
Image
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
Frank Zappa
Image
They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.
Frank Zappa
Image
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
Frank Zappa
Image
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
Frank Zappa
Image
I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.
Frank Zappa
Image
There is no hell, there's only France
Frank Zappa
Image
Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
Frank Zappa
Image
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa