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Information doesn't kill you.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.
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Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
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If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.
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Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
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The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
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If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
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The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
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I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
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They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.
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Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.
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Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.
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Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.
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