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Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.
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Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
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So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.
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Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.
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I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
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Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
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Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
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If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap
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Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
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Unbind your mind, there is no time.
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