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Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.
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If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
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The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.
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A true Zen saying: Nothing is what I want.
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I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.
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Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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