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When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.
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Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.
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I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
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Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.
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Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.
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The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
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It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
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