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When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.
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Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.
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I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.
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Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
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I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
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Very few people do covers of my tunes.
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I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.
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You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.
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If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
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Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
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Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock´n roll musicians go to the garages.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.
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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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