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Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.
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If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap
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I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.
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I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
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So many books, so little time.
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Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
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I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
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You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
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I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
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I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
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If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.
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Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
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