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One and one is eleven.

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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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I think that if you use the so-called strong words you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.
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My guitar wants to kill your mama.
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I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.
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Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
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Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.
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People are just waiting around to get certified.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.
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It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.
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There is no hell, there's only France
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Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
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The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
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I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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Hair growing out every hole in me.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.
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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
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