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One and one is eleven.

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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.
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I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
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If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
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My guitar wants to kill your mama.
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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
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Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
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You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
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Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
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