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Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
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Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
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Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.
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To me absurdity is the only reality
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She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.
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The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
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You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.
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I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.
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If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.
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The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business
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This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.
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I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
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