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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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I think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization - you can't just swallow it whole.
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The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
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I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
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I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
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Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
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I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.
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I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.
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The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.
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I think that if you use the so-called strong words you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.
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I want a horny little Jewish princess.
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Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.
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Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
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Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically.
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I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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