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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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More quotes by Frank Zappa
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Frank Zappa
Brown shoes don't make it.
Frank Zappa
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
Frank Zappa
I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
Frank Zappa
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
Frank Zappa
People are just waiting around to get certified.
Frank Zappa
All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.
Frank Zappa
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
Frank Zappa
They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.
Frank Zappa
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
Frank Zappa
Unbind your mind, there is no time.
Frank Zappa
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
Frank Zappa
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.
Frank Zappa
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa
The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!
Frank Zappa
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
Frank Zappa
Hair growing out every hole in me.
Frank Zappa
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
Frank Zappa
I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
Frank Zappa
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Frank Zappa