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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.
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A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
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If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.
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Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.
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Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.
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Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.
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My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
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If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
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Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.
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The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business
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So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.
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If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap
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I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.
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I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
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Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock´n roll musicians go to the garages.
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