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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
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Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.
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The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.
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I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
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Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically.
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They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.
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Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
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There is no hell, there's only France
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He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
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Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.
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They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.
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The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
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