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Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.
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I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.
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Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.
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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
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While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
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Information doesn't kill you.
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Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
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I think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization - you can't just swallow it whole.
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If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap
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Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?
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If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?
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Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Very few people do covers of my tunes.
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Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
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What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
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I think that if you use the so-called strong words you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.
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