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I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

Frank Zappa

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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.
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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
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Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
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Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.
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You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
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