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Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
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Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.
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People are just waiting around to get certified.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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So many books, so little time.
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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
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If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.
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No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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