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Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
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Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
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Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.
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When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
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Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
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Unbind your mind, there is no time.
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Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
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If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
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My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.
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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.
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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
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Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
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Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
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