Quote

To me absurdity is the only reality

Frank Zappa

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
Actor
Composer
Film Director
Film Producer
Guitarist
Journalist
Musician
Record Producer
Rock Guitarist
Rock Musician
Screenwriter
Singer
Baltimore
Maryland
Frank Vincent Zappa
Absurdity
Reality

More quotes by Frank Zappa

Image
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
Frank Zappa
Image
He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.
Frank Zappa
Image
You're baloney without the mayo.
Frank Zappa
Image
When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Frank Zappa
Image
If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
Frank Zappa
Image
Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
Frank Zappa
Image
The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
Frank Zappa
Image
Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)
Frank Zappa
Image
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
Frank Zappa
Image
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
Frank Zappa
Image
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
Image
Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
Frank Zappa
Image
The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business
Frank Zappa
Image
Music is always a commentary on society.
Frank Zappa
Image
I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
Frank Zappa
Image
Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
Frank Zappa
Image
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
Frank Zappa
Image
What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
Frank Zappa
Image
The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
Frank Zappa
Image
I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.
Frank Zappa