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To me absurdity is the only reality
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Frank Vincent Zappa
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Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
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I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.
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Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
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Information doesn't kill you.
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Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.
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I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
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Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
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All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.
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The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.
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No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
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She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.
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If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
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Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
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Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
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Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
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Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.
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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
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