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The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Frank Vincent Zappa
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They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.
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Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.
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Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
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Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
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. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.
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You're baloney without the mayo.
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Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.
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Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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I think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization - you can't just swallow it whole.
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