Quote

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

Frank Zappa

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
Actor
Composer
Film Director
Film Producer
Guitarist
Journalist
Musician
Record Producer
Rock Guitarist
Rock Musician
Screenwriter
Singer
Baltimore
Maryland
Frank Vincent Zappa
Free
Cheap
Least

More quotes by Frank Zappa

Image
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
Frank Zappa
Image
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.
Frank Zappa
Image
Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)
Frank Zappa
Image
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
Frank Zappa
Image
They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.
Frank Zappa
Image
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.
Frank Zappa
Image
I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
Frank Zappa
Image
In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.
Frank Zappa
Image
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
Frank Zappa
Image
Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
Frank Zappa
Image
. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.
Frank Zappa
Image
Brown shoes don't make it.
Frank Zappa
Image
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
Image
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.
Frank Zappa
Image
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
Frank Zappa
Image
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
Frank Zappa
Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
Frank Zappa
Image
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Frank Zappa
Image
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
Frank Zappa
Image
I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.
Frank Zappa