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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
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Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.
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I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
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I think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization - you can't just swallow it whole.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.
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You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
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In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.
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Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
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Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
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Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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One and one is eleven.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
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