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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.
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Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.
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The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
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The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
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If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?
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Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
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I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.
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I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
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I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
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If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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