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Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
Actor
Composer
Film Director
Film Producer
Guitarist
Journalist
Musician
Record Producer
Rock Guitarist
Rock Musician
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Baltimore
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Frank Vincent Zappa
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Toilet
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