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Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?
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If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
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Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
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I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
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Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
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He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
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He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.
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It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
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The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.
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