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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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People are just waiting around to get certified.
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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
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I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.
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Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
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He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
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I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.
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