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I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Unbind your mind, there is no time.
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You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
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I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
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I want a girl that can swallow my pride.
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