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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
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Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.
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Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
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I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.
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Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
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I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
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Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.
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I want a girl that can swallow my pride.
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Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
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Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.
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Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
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