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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
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I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.
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I want a horny little Jewish princess.
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Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
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Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.
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The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
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I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
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The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
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Hair growing out every hole in me.
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She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.
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I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.
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Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.
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Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
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Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.
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The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
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I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.
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I think that if you use the so-called strong words you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.
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Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
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She was a steady date until she put on some weight.
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