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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

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Frank Zappa
Age: 52 †
Born: 1940
Born: December 21
Died: 1993
Died: December 4
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Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.
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