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A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.

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Frank Carson
Age: 85 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 11
Died: 2012
Died: February 22
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Belfast
Ireland
Hugh Francis Carson
Men
Sauce
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Covered
Flake
Humor
Topped
Dead
Strawberry
Funny
Sprinkles
Found
Flakes
May
Strawberries

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